A certain morning in the midst
of the summer, the fresh wind was filled with serenity...
James Dean (JD) of contemplative nature and Gregorian hymns fervent, was a powerful cat found of
beauties, and dreaming of
new conquests.
Incidentally, Zorro was visiting our neighbor
for a few days. He is a Shar-Pei dog : nice appearance, strong mouth, proud and
fierce on top of his impressive height!
That day at the sun's zenith, James went into
a frenzies of artistic stunts. The birds, squirrels, and bees brought James
to modulate the Vivaldi 4 Seasons ( cat's interpretation that is! ).
Then with the serious of an orchestra conductor, James
attempted to bring every animal in tune with his
musical rendering of the seasons. His mouth was whistling directives with rage
and his paws were floating in the air
to maintain the group in harmony, thus obtaining poor results.
At this very moment, Zorro exited his siesta
and noticed the activity of James and friends in a short distance from his
resting ground. His eyes grow bigger, his nose
start to produce a terrible noise, his tail was balancing in the air, and he
had only one goal in mind: to stop the impertinent
James ruining the quiet of the afternoon!
At this very moment, Zorro prepare all his
muscles for the light cavalry charge!
Then he went and accelerating each passing
second one-pointed towards his target.
But James stood-up and kept his position without any fear! At a nearly point of collision
Zorro came to a complete stop and
totally dumbfounded retreated to his territory.
A second charge was launched with the same result... A third, fourth, etc.
Exhausted, broken, humiliated, he decided to rest
a while and figure out a new strategy.
He asked himself why that darn cat was acting
in such a contradiction with the normal cat's behavior?
To him it was simple; a dog charges and the cat flees!
But this cat must have magic powers and probably
has mastered self-cat-consciousness!
So thought Zorro, my next attempt
should be on a higher level of awareness!
This time, Zorro walked slowly towards
James keeping a poker face and faking that he had no aggressive intents.
At approximatively 6 feet of James, he changed
direction and went pass James about 6 feet and charged with full
strength
to attack James from behind. Then to his total astonishment,
at the very instant that he was a few inches from James tail,
James turned around in a gracile and
rapid manner and remain still for an eternity.
This time Zorro could not stop his charge and
jumped over James to keep running till he reached his territory!
It was a complete disaster to be treated
that way by a cat 5 times smaller then he!
Zorro decided he should go to a self training
school when he will be away and next year
he will teach a lesson to that darn cat!
Meanwhile, James was thinking " I am small but I know the Kung-Fu "....
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